(Source: desperate--love)
God Damn ALLERGIES!!! I’m never going to get anything done if I keep sneezing like this!!
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
"The overflowing manly spirit...of the sparkling prince who will quicken your heartbeat! National defense agency Circus. Airship two swordsman, Yogi!"
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
(Source: disneyyandmore)
Reorganizing my wall so my art would fit
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo)
