MARTIN FUCKING FREEMAN.
this automatically goes on your blog every winter
Welcome to the Night Vale Community Playground!
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
This whole fucking site smokes crack.
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
*dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”